Saying that something is a “back to school item” to justify an unreasonably expensive purchase. TSM.

Becoming a regular at your favorite fraternity, but still getting clapped out every time. TSTC.

Constantly having to switch between the English, Emoji, and Greek keyboards on your iPhone. TSM.

Your parents not learning your big’s name or your little’s name, because you only call them “big” and “little.” TSM.

Wine is BAE. TSM.

What clothes did I even wear before I joined a sorority? TSM.

Hold on. Let me put pants on. TSM.