I just read this one somewhere else- only works for guys but I thought it was funny: The door guy. Apparently someone dressed up in standard bouncer attire and brought out a velvet rope and one of those metal poles that they clip them onto. He would arbitrarily pick a location to guard and had a guest list which ended up including anyone dressed up in a sexy outfit. I would have so much fun with that. I’m still back and forth on the sexy/witty distinction. My one hard and fast rule though is that I won’t buy a nasty overpriced polyester pre made costume in a bag. Ick, I don’t even know where someone would find that fabric.
Does the blonde have a titty tat?
I would fill her butt up with a car ride’s worth of pee
Sounds like a pledge costume.
Hell is NF
PLEDGE!!
I wouldn’t eat it
Why paint a styrofoam cooler?
prove it
COOL STORY BRO
THEY HAVE COMPUTERS IN THE KITCHEN????
The doe?
You better not let that flag touch the ground.