The fact that there are so many columns that try to qualify and justify women’s craziness only confirms the notion that y’all are, indeed, absolutely bat-shit insane.
Yeah I got burned by this, too. Tried to give her a small gift I knew she’d love, but she wasn’t “mega attracted” to me so it backfired in a really awkward way. Talk about some bullshit; I was just trying to be nice!
Do you honestly hear yourselves, ladies? I know this is a humor website, but there’s nothing humorous when you act out the traits inherent in these columns, as I have seen so many of you do. The whole of #2 and #3 just make your morals seem totally nonexistent, and it pisses me off to see that you actually do them in real life.
Do you honestly hear yourselves, ladies? I know this is a humor website, but there’s nothing humorous when you act out the traits inherent in these columns, as I have seen so many of you do. The whole of #2 and #3 just make your morals seem as black as night.
A similar article should be on the TFM wall. In my experience, girls say, “I love you” to guys way more often than vice versa, and it does get awkward if you don’t say it back. One that works for me is “Oh, I think you’re awesome, too.”
Just stop fucking talking. Ok?
The fact that there are so many columns that try to qualify and justify women’s craziness only confirms the notion that y’all are, indeed, absolutely bat-shit insane.
So fucking glad I have a dick. My process: 1) Decide I need a haircut. 2) Get haircut.
Yeah I got burned by this, too. Tried to give her a small gift I knew she’d love, but she wasn’t “mega attracted” to me so it backfired in a really awkward way. Talk about some bullshit; I was just trying to be nice!
Needs more boobs.
That’s weird. I got a beej.
Do you honestly hear yourselves, ladies? I know this is a humor website, but there’s nothing humorous when you act out the traits inherent in these columns, as I have seen so many of you do. The whole of #2 and #3 just make your morals seem totally nonexistent, and it pisses me off to see that you actually do them in real life.
Do you honestly hear yourselves, ladies? I know this is a humor website, but there’s nothing humorous when you act out the traits inherent in these columns, as I have seen so many of you do. The whole of #2 and #3 just make your morals seem as black as night.
This whole column just screams to me, “Women are objects.”
Ah I love sorority recruitment. Nothing like getting some fresh sluts!
What in the fuck is she trying to say?
Maintaining fabulous hair after completing an intense beej. Impossible.
A similar article should be on the TFM wall. In my experience, girls say, “I love you” to guys way more often than vice versa, and it does get awkward if you don’t say it back. One that works for me is “Oh, I think you’re awesome, too.”
SLOOTS!
I am sure I can fit you in for a meeting with him.
They’ve got a very orange hue.
12. She-male
If superwayne wants to get a girl, it takes at least a 3.5 (inch dick). Is that why you’re shaking in your boots and sweating profusely?
Your standard Sunday outfit being your birthday suit, and you’re making bacon and eggs for your man. RSM.
Yeah, I like boobs, too.