It’s only slutty if you don’t get a t-shirt. TSM.

Darty Season: 1 Me: -13. TSM.

I met my little, because she was dating my boyfriend’s fraternity brother. We lasted. The boys didn’t. TSM.

Automatically hating any girl who walks into “your” fraternity. TSM.

Setting aside $500 in your semester budget for your little. TSM.

Looking at your manager blankly when she condescendingly asks “What’s more important: your job or your sorority?” TSTC.

Partying hard enough to be sent to standards, but being intimidating enough never to be sent. TSM.

Never wasting a good hair day. TSM.