Hoping your boyfriend waits until fall to propose so you get a candlelight ceremony. TSM.

Turning up just to turn ’em all down. TSM.

Agreeing to go on a date with a boy because he used an America-themed pickup line. TSM.

Buying a second monogrammed necklace to match your fake ID. TSM.

Stalking your sorority’s Tumblr because you miss your sisters too much. TSM.

Befriending the boat police. TSM.