The only thing I’ve learned during finals week is the importance of marrying rich. TSM.

The slight acknowledgment from fellow Greeks when you’re all wearing your letters in the airport. TSM.

Maybe America runs on Dunkin’ but sororities run on Starbucks. TSM.

Why are you hating from outside the house? You can’t even get in. TSM.

A guy wearing Brooks Brothers is sexier than a guy wearing nothing at all. TSM.

Facebook stalking every girl that writes on your fratdaddy’s wall and then discussing all their flaws with your sisters. TSM.

Skipping class to finish homework for another class. TSM.

RIP Steve Jobs, creator of the only phone with a Lilly cover. TSM.

I don’t care what the scale says. I care what the mirror says. TSM.