You had me at “the third.” TSM.
You had me at “the third.” TSM.
Sure, accents are sexy. But guys who love America are sexier. TSM.
We can’t all be princesses. Someone has to clap when I walk by. TSM.
Always making sure your first name sounds good with his last name. Juuuuust in case. TSM.
“I always say don’t make plans, make options.” -Jennifer Aniston. TSM.
I am not a jersey chaser, I prefer uniform enthusiast. TSM.
Never underestimate the power of tits and tears. TSM.
“A woman’s dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view.” TSM.
The best fraternity rush advertising is us wearing their shirts. TSM.
My only pains are champagnes. TSM