I knew I was going to hire her the moment I saw my letters written on her resume. TSM.
I knew I was going to hire her the moment I saw my letters written on her resume. TSM.
“Who colors my hair? God. Nice dye job, though.” TSM.
I don’t buy my pearls. I inherit them. TSM.
Unless you want my sorority colors, school colors, or America’s colors I have no paint for you. TSM.
Fratdaddy driving 200 miles to bring me flowers at my internship. TSM.
You only live once, so live it in Lilly. TSM.
Successful men make more money than their wives can spend. Successful women find such a man. TSM.
I prefer products that are Made in America, including boyfriends. TSM.
Anything that can chip your manicure is men’s work. TSM.
Working at a daycare is a resume builder when you want to be a Mommy when you grow up. TSM.