The bouncer complimenting you on your monogrammed necklace, but never questioning why it doesn’t match your ID. TSM.
The bouncer complimenting you on your monogrammed necklace, but never questioning why it doesn’t match your ID. TSM.
Man may have discovered fire, but woman discovered how to play with it. TSM.
“I’d like to add his initial to my monogram.” -Ella Fitzgerald. TSM.
I like my drinks like I like my country: free. TSM.
Converting him from an “ass man” to a “boob man” as soon as he slides into second. TSM.
Your bow collection being rivaled by nothing but your boyfriend’s pastel shorts collection. TSM.
I saw Kate Middleton wearing a Birkin and a hot English prince, so I bought a Birkin and a hot English prince. TSM.
Your boyfriend saying “We can’t wait to get a little,” as if you two are having a child. TSM.
Expecting a ring that will nearly blind people if you move your hand too quickly. TSM.
Turning on your camera and being surprised it’s not on selfie mode. TSM.