National “Wear Your Lilly Day” is tomorrow, but it’s everyday for me. TSM.
National “Wear Your Lilly Day” is tomorrow, but it’s everyday for me. TSM.
Instinctively checking your boobs for fraternity letters when you wake up from a blackout. TSM.
Beating Daddy’s interns in golf, and getting their raise for it. TSM.
If my little has a single fault, it’s that I spoiled her. TSM.
Changing his number to “Two Pump Chump” before going out so you won’t try to booty call him. TSM.
Your boyfriend’s mom calling you the daughter she never had…in front of her daughter. TSM.
Daddy was the pledge trainer of his fraternity for two years. If you break my heart, he’ll break you down. TSM.
Calling your president’s apartment “The White House.” TSM.
Red, white, and better than you. TSM.
If he doesn’t have a big dick, he shouldn’t act like one. TSM.