Running late for everything but your period. TSM.
Running late for everything but your period. TSM.
Diet Coke. TSM. Coke diet. TSTC.
Wearing white after Labor Day to your standards meeting to show them you’re a rebel who doesn’t play by the rules. TSM.
Taking off your letters mid-game so you can shamelessly yell obscenities at the referees. TSM.
Being in his phone as “The First Lady.” TSM.
Watching his brothers give him the nod of approval while he dances with you. TSM.
Getting asked on date functions at schools you don’t even go to. TSM.
Making your favorite brunch establishment regret their bottomless mimosas deal. TSM.
You want a girl who bakes and cleans? Cool. I’ll be chugging wine and hooking up with a guy who actually likes to have fun. TSM.
A pledge holding your hair back in the bathroom after you puked on his Sperrys. TSM.