“Save it and send it to me.” TSM.

“I remember not remembering that.” TSM.

1: “Do you workout?”
2: “I mean I sorority squat in like ever picture.” TSTC.

“He looks better in person.” TSM.

“Do I look good enough to intimidate his new girlfriend?” -Thoughts while choosing a profile picture. TSM.

Averaging a hair flip emoji every six texts. TSM.

Deleting pictures like it never happened. TSM.