We can’t add them to the group chat. They’ll make it green. TSM.

“I preffed the shit out of her.” TSM.

He’s my ex-whatever-he-was. TSM.

Not being able to listen to the radio the same way after learning recruitment parodies. TSM.

Becoming the seniors you were once afraid of. TSM.

Only wearing sorority shirts around campus so the freshmen know which house to join. TSM.

The passive aggressive Instagram like. TSM.

Bid Day may have come and gone, but recruitment is year-round. TSM.

Stalking yourself on Insta after someone follows you just to see what they see. TSM.

Having a “recruitment voice.” TSM.