My phone autocorrects “drunk” to “drubk.” TSM.
My phone autocorrects “drunk” to “drubk.” TSM.
The opening scene of Breakfast At Tiffany’s is the classiest walk of shame ever. TSM.
Judging people at Starbucks who get whipped cream on their lattes. TSM.
Sometimes I get concerned that my life is just one big Total Sorority Move. But then I remember how awesome that is. TSM.
Not snobby…selective. TSM.
The usual Facebook stalking 5 minutes after you meet him. TSM.
“See it’s funny, because you think I’m kidding.” TSM.
I’m totally going to hell. It’s okay though, my little’s driving the bus. TSM.
Starting every story with “So basically…” TSM.
Being in a sorority teaches you to be overly nice and passively rude. TSM.