You couldn’t ignore me even if you tried. TSM.
You couldn’t ignore me even if you tried. TSM.
Playing the “who’s going to text who first” game with the fratdaddy. TSM.
Cameras up, cups down! TSM.
Just drink until it’s not awkward anymore. TSM.
If you can’t take a joke, don’t walk around looking like one. TSM.
The bigger the bow, the better the beau. TSM.
Knowing exactly how to manipulate people until you get what you want. TSM.
Strategically portioning your dinner so it’s just enough that you can hold your liquor, but small enough that you’re still a lightweight. TSM.
I am not drunk enough for this shit. TSM.
Froyo does not have any calories. TSM.