Spending as much time getting ready for the gym as I do for a date. TSM.
Spending as much time getting ready for the gym as I do for a date. TSM.
Always dress like you are going to see your worst enemy. TSM.
Drunkenly promising bridal party spots. TSM.
More than a handful, but less than a mess. TSM.
“The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.” -Elizabeth Taylor. TSM.
Going to meet my fratdaddy’s parents for the first time and instantly bonding with his mom over her recruitment chair days. TSM.
Who are all these girls that are so hopeless in the kitchen all they can make you is a sandwich? TSM.
That special connection between sisters with the same shoe size. TSM.
Fraternity guys are surprised when they find out I’m studying electrical engineering. Almost as surprised as the engineers were when they saw a hot girl walk into class. TSM.
Laughing when GDIs take a “sorority pose” picture to make fun. Imitation is the highest form of flattery. TSM.