The silent competition you have with the girl that shows up wearing the same dress as you. TSM.
The silent competition you have with the girl that shows up wearing the same dress as you. TSM.
This year let’s resolve to make better bad decisions. TSM.
If Daddy ever heard you call me a “slampiece” he’d be after you with The Second Amendment. TSM.
Getting stopped by a little girl in Disney World who thinks you’re one of the princesses. TSM.
Defying the “dumb sorority girl” stereotype one Dean’s List letter at a time. TSM.
When your fratdaddy’s pledges know that making you happy makes their lives easier. TSM.
Even my yogurt is Greek. TSM.
Spending the majority of Christmas break crafting and ignoring high school exes. TSM.
Just once I would like to wake up without bruises. TSM.
Little girls in mother’s pearls will always be daddy’s girls. TSM.