Don’t talk to the guy anymore. Still sleep in his XL shack shirt. TSM.
Don’t talk to the guy anymore. Still sleep in his XL shack shirt. TSM.
Is it still a walk of shame if you look damn good? TSM.
Taking longer to get ready for bed than most GDIs to do go out. TSM.
That empty feeling when you’ve reached the end of the new TSMs. TSM.
Loving Crystal Light because it goes in your only two beverages of choice: alcohol and water. TSM.
Fat, stupid, and drunk. NS. Gorgeous, brilliant, and…drunk. TSM.
The official TSM koozie holding a Diet Coke. TSM.
I liked Facebook friend requests better when you could hit “ignore” instead of “not now.” TSM.
The Bachelor weirdly reminds me of recruitment. TSM.
It costs a lot to maintain big hair, tan skin, full lashes, and white teeth. So no, I don’t feel bad making boys pick up the check on a date. TSM.