Ending a conversation on Facebook politely by “liking” their last comment. TSM.
Ending a conversation on Facebook politely by “liking” their last comment. TSM.
Getting a science degree so that when he takes care of me, it’s not because he has to. TSM.
The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have. TSM.
A door to a sister’s room is only closed for three reasons: sleeping, shacking, and shit-talking. TSM.
Being voted Sweetheart because I’m actually friends with the guys, not because I sleep with them. TSM.
Hipsters make me nervous. TSM.
Not wanting to go to the gym because my hair looks really good, but also wanting to go to the gym because my hair looks really good. TSM.
Always spraying his shirt with your perfume before giving it back. TSM.
Post-breakup power outfit. TSM.