“She’s heaven on the eyes, but boy she’s hell on the heart.” TSM.
“She’s heaven on the eyes, but boy she’s hell on the heart.” TSM.
More excited about finally wearing my new rain boots than I am about it finally raining in Texas. TSM.
You mess with one of us, you mess with ALL of us. TSM.
A gorgeous redhead is Miss USA. You can stop with the ginger jokes now. TSM.
Totes sorry Zac Brown, but senoritas DO care-o if there’s no dinero. TSM.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, make him rich and make him tall. TSM.
Having a thing for alpha males. TSM.
Always saying, “Excuse my mess” even though your room is spotless. TSM.
It’s all fun and games til someone gets fat. TSM.
Boys don’t make passes at girls that wear glasses. NS. Frat boys propose to girls that wear bows. TSM.