The world isn’t ending, but I’ll look fab and be drunk just in case. TSM.
The world isn’t ending, but I’ll look fab and be drunk just in case. TSM.
Going to a 5 A.M. spin class, showering, then crawling back into bed with my fratdaddy while he thinks my perfect body is effortless. TSM.
“Let’s do a lap before we commit to a location.” -Cher Horowitz. TSM.
Phoebe Buffay. NS. Rachel Green. TSM.
Not having to choose between beauty and brains. TSM.
Wearing basketball shorts is never okay. TSM.
Sisters stick together like a GDI’s thighs. TSM.
Leaving a trail of bobby pins everywhere I go. TSM.
I don’t go to standards, I have standards. TSM.
Today’s sunburn is tomorrow’s tan. TSM.