The best nicknames are ones people don’t know they have. TSM.
The best nicknames are ones people don’t know they have. TSM.
Planning drunk texts before you even go out. TSM.
I never want to get to the point in my life when I look better with clothes on than without them. TSM.
Deleting the evidence, one text at a time. TSM.
Wearing a size large t-shirt doesn’t mean you’re fat, but if it fits properly…you are fat. TSM.
Hot messes in sundresses. TSM.
Frequent frustration over how to comfortably wear a headband and sunglasses at the same time. TSM.
Happy Birthday Bob Dylan! Thanks for Wagon Wheel! TSM.
Not having or needing fake nails, fake tan, fake hair or a fake boobs. My Parents gave me grade A genetics. I’m 100% real. TSM.
I lifeguard for the tan, not the money. TSM.