Tequila doesn’t ask questions. Tequila understands. TSM.
Tequila doesn’t ask questions. Tequila understands. TSM.
Just found bottles of wine hidden around my house. Not sure if this is a grownup Easter egg hunt during Christmas or if past me was a genius. TSM.
Feeling no guilt using your sorority’s Netflix account while you’re home because, like, seven cents of your dues pays for it every month. TSM.
At least standards can’t get me while I’m at home. TSTC.
My grades never bothered me anyway. TSM.
“Snap me as many times as it takes to get him off of my best friends list.” TSM.
“Did I hook up with him?” TSM.