Getting called into standards for flirting. TSM.

Doing his laundry just to steal his fraternity shirts. TSM.

Highlighter as bright as my future. TSM.

Being in charge of planning for sorority recruitment is like planning for a beautiful war. TSM.

Leaving your social media public because you know his ex will stalk you anyway. TSM.

Swelling up with pride when the chapter passes a new bylaw as a direct result of your bad behavior. TSM.

Scoping out the new PC on bid day for potential littles. TSM.

Bringing a guy home because you dont want to pay for the uber. Then telling him you are too tired to do anything and he should probably just go home. TSM.

Going to the bathroom together so you can safely get in and out of rompers. TSM.

Always ordering two of everything. One for me, one for my little. TSM.