Stalking your rush cash more than your hookup. TSM.

Only going to the gym so you can justify two extra beers and Taco Bell later. TSM.

When your little finally ends her term as chapter president and can start publically day drinking with you again. TSM.

Ready to go back to campus single for senior year. TSM.

You and your friend group being chosen to be featured in the recruitment video. TSM.

USA swimmer Kathleen Baker having someone scuba dive in the Olympic pool to find her pearl earring that she lost when racing. TSM.

Using your blender bottle to make mixed drinks. TSM.