He ain’t worth the vodka. TSM.
He ain’t worth the vodka. TSM.
Handling your alcohol better than your emotions. TSM.
Packing the vodka first on your way back to school as motivation to unpack. TSM.
Ruining your life and liver simultaneously. TSTC.
“Umm…can I get a shirt to wear?” TSM.
Waiting until after formal to break up with him. TSM.
Using the “I’m a senior and it’s my last year” guilt trip before the school year even starts. TSM.
Setting the house record for birthday shots. TSTC.
Seeing your ex on Fail Friday. TSM.
“My house smells like Fireball and regret.” TSTC.