“I like ice-cream! I need a boyfriend!” -Kelly Kapoor. TSM.

Wanting to lose weight for your school body, not your summer body. TSM.

Mary Poppins having everything you could need inside her purse. TSM.

Recruitment: survival of the thinnest. TSM.

The struggle always being real. TSM.

Refusing to buy anything that has another sorority’s symbol on it. TSM.

Love is patient. Love is blind. If you can’t find love, there’s always wine. TSM.

Being the perfect balance of saint and sinner. TSM.

Warm hugs from hot guys. TSM.

Forgetting his name. Remembering his letters. TSM.