Feeling personally victimized when your favorite fraternity is on probation. TSM.

Being the most interesting woman in the world. TSM.

Catching his eye with your looks. Winning him over with your charm. TSM.

I like my men how I like my drinks: tall and strong. TSM.

Finding out you’re “related” to your best friend on big/little reveal. TSM.

Disaffiliation being the hardest break-up you’ve ever been through. TSM.

“Three of my five drunk personalities will be an absolute mess if he is there.” TSM.

Fighting for your right to dance on elevated surfaces. TSM.

Celebrating every birthday like it’s your own. TSM.

Choosing the workout space with the best view of the athletic team. TSM.