Got a long list of ex-lovers. They’ll tell you I’m insane. TSTC.

Pumpkin spice up your life. TSM.

Counting down the days until it’s boot season. TSM.

Feeling most powerful in your letters. TSM.

Creeping on the new pledge class as an alumna so you can pick out the new addition to your family. TSM.

Texting your little for the latest chapter gossip as an alumna. TSM.

Being more excited for your Game Day outfit than you are for Game Day. TSM.

Being the legend, the role model, and the bad influence all at the same time. TSM.

Being the authority on all things sorority. TSM.

I don’t care if you don’t want to hear about my sorority. I’m going to tell you anyway. TSM.