Hakuna Moscato (@HakunaMoscato) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. and Post Grad Problems. A born and raised Maryland girl, she's obsessed with the Baltimore Ravens, Old Bay, and anything that has the Maryland flag pattern on it. She's a newly retired student-athlete and sorority girl, but not quite ready to call herself an adult, especially since she still has to be carried out of bars. With a Long Island in hand, she's ready for whatever life is throwing her way. Maybe.
I tried to base this off of experiences I had with people who were from the south and just so happened to be in Myrtle, simply because people from SC said the same thing you did. Trust me, I know that myrtle isnt the “true” version of the south. That would be like someone judging MD from OCMD, you know?
do you like telling kids that santa isn’t real too?
Close but no. In the right diocese and conference
I don’t know whether to be happy for you or to apologize. So hey
Stefon, Steffy, Stef…you know it love you. Let’s settle this over some tequila shots, yeah?
I tried to base this off of experiences I had with people who were from the south and just so happened to be in Myrtle, simply because people from SC said the same thing you did. Trust me, I know that myrtle isnt the “true” version of the south. That would be like someone judging MD from OCMD, you know?
Preach, sir, preach. I agree 110%