“I’m not a bitch, I’m THE bitch.” TSM.

Claiming to have gotten strictly genetic traits from your big. TSM.

“Oh my God, you look EXACTLY like your big.” TSM.

I’m not a bitch with an attitude problem. I’m just a bitch with an attitude and you have a problem with it. TSM.

We accept the hangovers we think we deserve. TSM.

Knowing it’s a bad idea to text him, but continuing to ask your friends about it until you find someone who says yes. TSM.

Fear no bitch. Trust no player. TSM.

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because he was tall and in a good fraternity, and he’ll probably text you again at 2:34am this Saturday. TSM.

Refusing to play his snapchat story. TSM.

I totally want the (Ph)D. TSM.