Getting a separate monogrammed necklace to match the name on your fake ID. TSM.

She wouldn’t even look good with a tan and a filter. TSM.

“I have to stare at myself a lot. It’s part of my getting ready process.” TSM.

Not telling your best friends about last night, because you don’t remember it. TSM.

Putting alcohol in your chaser. TSM.

Getting asked out while wearing last night’s shack shirt. TSM.

Fraternity bathrooms being your preferred location for emergency girl talk. TSM.