HanTheMan is in fact not a man, but a very preppy (and recently retired) sorority girl from the sunshine state who simply can never find another catchy name. She spends her free time strolling through central park and never leaves home without a spare bottle of glitter in her purse (you know... just in case). She's on a never ending voyage to find someone she can love *almost* as much as her dog.
This is actually awful