Bringing your sunglasses out with you at night, because you know you’ll want them for the walk home in the morning. TSTC.
Bringing your sunglasses out with you at night, because you know you’ll want them for the walk home in the morning. TSTC.
I plan to be involved as a senior, so long as my involvement means I can be drunk. TSM.
I may be crazy, but you’d still rather be with me than against me. TSM.
Height in a Tinder bio is like a GPA on a resume: if it’s not good, don’t put it. TSM.
Tindering while your hookup is in the bathroom. TSM
1: “What’s his major?”
2: “Trustfund, doesn’t matter.” TSM.
Using your boyfriend’s fraternity as a recruitment tool. TSM.
Waiting for mod podge to dry is the crafting equivalent to waiting for a boy to text you back. TSM.
Give me wine or give me *death.
*vodka. TSM.
Deliberately responding “who’s this?” even though you know exactly who it is. TSM.