Leaving a party just early enough to order pizza. TSM.

Drinking vodka cranberries all day, because you have cramps. TSM.

I mean, he was “dance floor makeout” cute, but not “go home together” cute. TSM.

Been there. Done that. Stole his t-shirt. TSM.

Peppermint White Mochas are the new PSLs. TSM.

Oh, Starbucks. It’s always red cup season. TSM.

No shame November. TSM.

Your “to craft” list being bigger than your “to do” list. TSM.

What is this “sober” thing you speak of? TSM.