Not knowing which is more fun: the night out or the morning recap. TSM.

It’s summer and standards can’t touch me. TSM.

Always paying your friends back in alcohol. TSM.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you probably have healthy boundaries. TSM.

Everyone calling you by the name of your alter ego when you get drunk. TSM.

Blocking your standards chair. TSM.

Finding it ironic that guys ask you to haze their pledges when you would never think of hazing your own. TSM.

On composite day, I look ready for formal from the neck up and ready for the gym from the neck down. TSM.

Sorority girls taking over campus coffee shops from now until March. TSM.