Crafting with alcohol bottles so you have an excuse to drink. TSM.
Crafting with alcohol bottles so you have an excuse to drink. TSM.
Wearing an American flag bow to every World Cup viewing party. TSM.
Not having enough room on your phone for more music because you refuse to delete all your drunk selfies. TSM.
Always voting against your rival sorority, no matter the school. TSM.
The only man a girl should ever wait for is the bartender that’s serving her wine. He’s a busy man. TSM.
“Do we like her?” TSM.
I like my politics red, my wine white, and my skies blue. TSM.
You might think she’s a bitch, but I think she’s just being honest. TSM.
Manners with his mother. Makers with his father. TSM.
You can lie to yourself, but you can’t lie to your sisters. TSM.