On a scale from 1-formal, how drunk were you last night? TSM.

Knowing nothing about sports, but still knowing how to score. TSM.

Matching your MacBook case to your planner. TSM.

Abusing the power that comes with being a senior. TSM.

Abusing the power that comes from telling a guy at the bar that it’s one of your friends’ birthdays. TSM.

Your best friend from home coincidentally having the same rival sorority you do. TSM.

Having family letters and roommate letters. TSM.

Too drunk to function. Too srat to care. TSTC.

Having themed house parties over summer vacation, so you feel like you’re still at school. TSM.

Declaring a minor so you won’t graduate early. TSM.