“He’s going into the family business.” TSM.

Drinking your calories and your feelings in the same night. TSM.

Every drunk picture is a kissing face because you love everyone when you’re drunk. And also, cheekbones. TSM.

I only break the rules because they’re stupid. TSM.

Bringing your sunglasses out with you at night, because you know you’ll want them for the walk home in the morning. TSTC.

She puts the “hell” in “Panhellenic.” TSM.

I plan to be involved as a senior, so long as my involvement means I can be drunk. TSM.