Evaluating your own social success based on how many guys you have wrapped around your finger. TSTC.
Evaluating your own social success based on how many guys you have wrapped around your finger. TSTC.
Judging a guy by his shoes. TSM.
Losing your virginity twice. TSTC.
Look like an Archibald, think like a Bass, act like a Waldorf, work like a Humphrey, and dress like a VanDerWoodsen. TSM.
Going to the gym to get that perfect bikini bod, then coming home and rewarding yourself by eating half a pizza. TSTC.
Never being appointed as a sober sister because everyone knows better. TSM.
You can keep my dignity, and I’ll keep your t-shirt. TSM.
“Ugh. I jus need a sugar daddy.” TSM.
Telling someone you hate them, almost exclusively meaning you really like them. TSM.