The Sunday morning internal debate on whether to apologize for last night or pretend it never happened. TSM.

“I’m drunk. Don’t let me talk tonight.” TSM.

He may not have a six pack, but he does have a trust fund, and that’s kind of better, you know? TSM.

Deciding whether to bring your phone charger out with you at night based on the color of his responses. TSM.

Knowing when to put in full effort and when not to give a shit. TSM.

There’s an abbreviation for that. TSM.

Laughter is the best medicine, and wine helps you get there, so basically this is like herbal tea. TSM.