When they say they only have beer, but you know they’ll magically “find” vodka for you in ten minutes. TSM.

I don’t “overpack.” I’m just prepared for anything, including any and all theme parties. TSM.

*Replaces feelings with new clothes.* TSM.

“I have more money on my Starbucks card than I do in my savings account.” TSM.

Buying three dresses for a formal you haven’t even been asked to yet. TSM.

PMS autocorrects in my phone to PNM. TSM.

Skipping class to rhinestone your water jug. TSM.

When your good morning text is always from Standards asking you to take down your Snapchat story. TSTC.

Showing the cops your birthday Insta when they don’t believe you’re 21. TSM.

Morning routine: Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, back to bed. TSM.