The three-hour discussion about potential dates the minute a function is announced. TSM.

Having an ex in every (top tier) fraternity by junior year. TSM.

Having to remind him to stop kissing you in public, because he’s just your drunken hookup. TSM.

I’m not exactly positive what my natural hair color is. TSM.

But if you aren’t in your hometown’s debutante ball, do I really care what you have to say? TSM.

The passive aggressive Instagram like on a frenemy’s post. TSM.

“He viewed my Snapchat story. He totally wants to get back together.” TSM.