We’re the kind of crazy people wish they could be. TSM.

Recruitment is when we find out whether or not you can sit with us. TSM.

I have mixed drinks about feelings. TSM.

Having to remind him to stop kissing you in public, because he’s just your drunken hookup. TSM.

I’m not exactly positive what my natural hair color is. TSM.

I’m not drunk. I just can’t feel anything. TSM.

“Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid.” TSM.