Knowing you’re the best, simply because every other sorority targets you during Penny Wars. TSM.

Knowing it’s a bad idea to text him, but continuing to ask your friends about it until you find someone who says yes. TSM.

“Are you dressing cute, or no?” TSM.

Wearing both last nights outfit and dignity to your 8AM. TSM.

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because he was tall and in a good fraternity, and he’ll probably text you again at 2:34am this Saturday. TSM.

It’s not what you know, it’s what you throw. TSM.

Always making it to the pregame. Rarely making it to the event. TSM.