“Does this outfit make me look frat?” TSM.

Saturday night being both the reason you can’t and the reason you must go to church on Sunday. TSM.

It’s not a senior event if no one’s drunk. TSM.

“Apparently, he’s afraid of you.” TSM.

Deleting pictures like it never happened. TSM.

Seeing the world through rose-colored wine. TSM.

Pregaming a first date. TSM.

I like my lips red, my wine white and my skies blue. TSM.

Your philanthropy chair bribing you to go to events with vodka. TSM.

“I think I’m an Instagram addict.” TSM.