Greek mythology: “There are no rivalries between sororities.” TSTC.

She kissed my boyfriend once, so I hate her chapter. TSM.

I’ll drink responsibly when there’s a brand of vodka called “Responsibly.” TSM.

“No makeup” for ritual just translating to “no contouring.” TSTC.

Sexting the same exact lines to two different boys, because to hell with creativity. TSM.

Most likely to be sent to standards. TSM.

A shack shirt is just a souvenir. TSM.

Having your own hashtag. TSM.

When your 60-year-old alumnae tell you not to worry, because they were alcoholics too. TSM.