Letting him know you’re DTF: down to formal. TSM.

My ashes would turn to glitter, not dust. TSM.

“I wonder what it’s like to not be us.” TSM.

Even when we’re not having fun, we’re still having more fun than you. TSM.

I’m pretty sure I always have the right of way. TSM.

Using your favorite TSM in your Tinder bio. TSM.

TSM having a Pinterest page. TSM.

Putting glitter in your ex-boyfriend’s air vents so there’s a mess when he turns the AC on. TSM.