Being a Shoshanna. TSM.

Recruiting younger girls to be your prodigies once you graduate. TSM.

Having extra dates to formal. TSM.

Bid Day: NFL Draft for sorority girls. TSM.

“I wonder what it’s like to not be us.” TSM.

So many themes. So little time. TSM.

All of the doodles in your notebook being sorority-related. TSM.

Even when we’re not having fun, we’re still having more fun than you. TSM.