Alumnae texting to congratulate you on your new e-board position. TSM.

Always being able to find a reason to celebrate. TSM.

Late night snack. NS. Late night shack. TSM.

Now accepting applications for a formal date. GDIs need not apply. TSM.

Doing it for your senior speech. TSM.

“The longest relationship I’ve been in is with this bottle of wine.” TSM.

“Body language is the number one way to get a guy.” -Ursula to Ariel. TSM.

Fraternity bathrooms being your preferred location for emergency girl talk. TSM.

Planning out how he invites you to his formal. TSM.

Going home with your ex just to make sure nobody else does. TSM.